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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

Still no good

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No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are the coolest new smart home gadgets to upgrade your living space?

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

I can not sleep. what is the problem?

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Has your wife made you a cuckold?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What kind of person does a narcissist hate?

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why don’t the little sugar breeches gun owners understand that life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts